She-Devil

She-Devil quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 1083)

Bob Patchett
Mary Fisher
Olivia Honey
Others
Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose


Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!


Men go crazy when I tell them my name. It's Olivia Honey. They think it's so cute. But it is, isn't it?

Passion. Excitement. I think that it's important in a long-term relationship, and that's what I think women find from my novels. They find ways to make their man feel important and comfortable, to let him know that he is... the man. You know, so there's no confusion.

Poor Bob, I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

Sad Mary Fisher. She's learning that men that burn so hot for a mistress cool off fast when the mistress starts acting like a wife.

So it's true people really can change. Of course you can't expect miracles.

Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.

Someone get this deranged woman out of here!