Ruth Patchett/Vesta Rose quotes

Some women are born beautiful. They make it look easy. But most women have to put a little time and effort into their appearance. And then there are those of us who need all the help we can get. Like me.

Hey, can I have some salt and Perrier? I just spilled my wine on Mary Fisher, you know, the famous author!

[reading from one of Fisher's novels] "She entwined her limbs about him, as ivy might wrap itself around some massive pillar. When his love nectar was spent, they drifted into the bliss of sleep."

Mary Fisher, I hope your pink palace crumbles into the sea. I hope your delicate white skin breaks out in hives and your shiny blonde hair falls out at the root!

Mary Fisher's mother had been enjoying a long, untroubled sleep. It was time to wake her up.

Sad Mary Fisher. She's learning that men that burn so hot for a mistress cool off fast when the mistress starts acting like a wife.

I've always found that justice serves those who serve themselves.

Poor Bob, I almost felt sorry for him. Almost.

So it's true people really can change. Of course you can't expect miracles.

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