Rounders quotes

33 total quotes

Lester "Worm" Murphy
Mike McDermott
Other
Teddy KGB

View Quote Hooker: Hey, boys.
Worm: Hi.
Hooker: You cops? You look like cops.
Worm: No, we're not cops.
Hooker: You want a twirl then?
Worm: No, no. We're just here to see "Grandma".
[Hooker lets them in]
Worm: Jesus...

View Quote Zegoush: Hey, Worm. They allow people like you into places like this?
Worm: You know what? Zegoush, when you get yourself a job then you can be my ****in' P.O.

View Quote Mike: It was a real blood game over at KGB's place.
Worm: You sat down with the mad Russian and he emptied your pockets??

View Quote I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

View Quote Worm: Remember when we found this place, man?
Mike: Yeah, I remeber when we found this place. When you were hiding out from Tommy Manzy 'cuz you were afraid he was going to pound you into oblivion.
Worm: Yeah. Now see, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike: You ****ed his mother..
Worm: Heh..huh huh huh..yeah but she was a good lookin' older woman. You gotta give me that.

View Quote Kid's got alligator blood.

View Quote Worm: C'mon. I'll play you "Horse". Fifty bucks a letter.
[tosses basketball to Mike]
Mike: Yeah? When I win are you going to pay me back with my own ****ing money?
[throws basketball back to Worm quite hard]
Worm: Woah, woah. Easy. Relax. Don't wing it, you know? Just step and throw.
[tosses ball back to Mike, Mike purposefuly tosses it away from Worm]
Worm: You need to work on your accuracy, you know that?

View Quote Mr. son of a bitch! Let's play some cards!

View Quote You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded it on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short, and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

View Quote [speaking for Johnny Chan] Did you have it?

View Quote Very ag-re-essive.

View Quote [before inviting Worm up to his place]
Mike: All right, listen. Things haven't been so smooth on the homefront, so tone it down a litte, alright?
Worm: Tone down what, mother****er?
Mike: Great, nevermind..

View Quote Johnny ****in' Chan.

View Quote Wait, did [Jo] split on you? Oh god..[sees Mike's bed] Oh my god. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

View Quote Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' ****in' Sputnick.