Lester "Worm" Murphy quotes

I like to hide and that's part of the fun for me.

You know what? Stop worrying so much about me. I'm turning things around. I'm not letting anyone drop a garbage can over my head.

Wait, did [Jo] split on you? Oh god..[sees Mike's bed] Oh my god. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

You know what, Gramma? I need your ****in' charity like I need your **** in my ass, okay?

Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' ****in' Sputnick.

Why do you think the same nine people end up at the final table at the World Series of Poker? Are they the nine luckiest guys in Vegas?

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