Rounders quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 510)

Lester "Worm" Murphy
Mike McDermott
Teddy KGB

Worm: O yea one more thing, I got a feelin'....
Mike: yea, what feeling is that?
Worm: i know you know this know this feeling very well..i mean you got you table all set up, your fork, your knife, your A1 sauce..
[together]: all you need is the steak.
[mike reaches for money]

Worm: Hey, you know what cheers me up when I'm feeling shitty?
Mike: What?
Worm: Rolled-up aces over kings.
Mike: Is that right?
Worm: Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge pots off of them.
Mike: Yeah?
Worm: Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing all-night, high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand turns to gold."
Mike: **** it, let's go.
Worm: Don't tease me.
Mike: Let's play some ****ing cards!

Joey: What do you need? 500? 1000?
Mike: I need 15,000.
Joey: 15?
Mike: Yeah.
Joey: I need a blow job from Christy Turlington..get the **** outta here! Fifteen thousand dollars?!

Worm: [to Mike] I want to talk to you. Let's get some soup.
Joey: Look who he's treatin' to a free meal. Don't let that MSG **** up your head more than it is, Mikey.
Worm: You know what? You keep grinding out that rent money, Joe. That's noble work you're doing.

Abe Petrovsky: We can't run from who we are. Our destiny chooses us.

Busboy: Call.
Mike: [turns hand over] Triple aces.
Busboy: I..I only got a pair. Jacks?
Manager/Tacky: What did you think he had? Does he look like a man beaten by jacks?
Customer: Jacks are a monster compared to the crap you play, Tacky.
Manager/Tacky: Eh, **** you. **** you!
Customer: **** me? **** you!

Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied.

Mike: Alright, I'll call the two grand. I'll gamble. Don't splash the pot.
KGB: You're on a draw, Mike? Go away, this one not good for you. And in my club, I will splash the pot WHENEVER THE **** I PLEASE.

[last lines of the movie]
Taxi Driver: Vegas, huh?
Mike: Yep.
Taxi Driver: Good luck, man.
Mike: [narrating] People insist on calling it luck. [to taxi driver] Thanks. [narrating] First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million dollars. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But I'm going to find out.

Worm: Just like the saying says, you know? In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the ****ing rake.
Mike: What the **** are you talking about? What saying?
Worm: I don't know. There oughta be one.

Hooker: Hey, boys.
Worm: Hi.
Hooker: You cops? You look like cops.
Worm: No, we're not cops.
Hooker: You want a twirl then?
Worm: No, no. We're just here to see "Grandma".
[Hooker lets them in]
Worm: Jesus...

Mike: Fifteen grand in five days, I can do that. I've gone on rushes like that before.
Worm: Ah, under optimum conditions with a bank roll. Maybe, maybe. But..what do you got on you?
Mike: I got like 350.
Worm: Nah, that's only 1200 between us. We mind as well play the ****ing lotto.

Mike: So, uh, Nick the Greek, what's with kiting my checks?
Worm: I'm on empty.
Mike: How much was the hooker?
Worm: Mike, please! "Relaxation therapist!"

Why do you think the same nine people end up at the final table at the World Series of Poker? Are they the nine luckiest guys in Vegas?

Worm: Remember when we found this place, man?
Mike: Yeah, I remeber when we found this place. When you were hiding out from Tommy Manzy 'cuz you were afraid he was going to pound you into oblivion.
Worm: Yeah. Now see, what did I ever do to that guy?
Mike: You ****ed his mother..
Worm: Heh..huh huh huh..yeah but she was a good lookin' older woman. You gotta give me that.