Mike McDermott quotes

[first line of the movie] Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then YOU are the sucker.

[speaking for Johnny Chan] Did you have it?

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

Johnny ****in' Chan.

You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded it on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short, and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.

We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?

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