Rounders quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 510)

Lester "Worm" Murphy
Mike McDermott
Teddy KGB

You know what, Gramma? I need your ****in' charity like I need your **** in my ass, okay?

You know what? Stop worrying so much about me. I'm turning things around. I'm not letting anyone drop a garbage can over my head.

You were lookin' for that third three, but you forgot that Professor Green folded it on Fourth Street and now you're representing that you have it. The DA made his two pair, but he knows they're no good. Judge Kaplan was trying to squeeze out a diamond flush but he came up short, and Mr. Eisen is futilely hoping that his queens are going to stand up. So like I said, the Dean's bet is $20.