Rounders quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 510)

Lester "Worm" Murphy
Mike McDermott
Teddy KGB

[before inviting Worm up to his place]
Mike: All right, listen. Things haven't been so smooth on the homefront, so tone it down a litte, alright?
Worm: Tone down what, mother****er?
Mike: Great, nevermind..

[last lines of the movie]
Taxi Driver: Vegas, huh?
Mike: Yep.
Taxi Driver: Good luck, man.
Mike: [narrating] People insist on calling it luck. [to taxi driver] Thanks. [narrating] First prize at the World Series of Poker is a million dollars. Does it have my name on it? I don't know. But I'm going to find out.

[first line of the movie] Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in your first half-hour at the table, then YOU are the sucker.

[speaking for Johnny Chan] Did you have it?

Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're gonna stop speakin' ****in' Sputnick.

I like to hide and that's part of the fun for me.

I'm sorry, John. I don't remember.

Johnny ****in' Chan.

Just like a young man coming in for a quickie. I feel so unsatisfied.

Kid's got alligator blood.

Mr. son of a bitch! Let's play some cards!

Very ag-re-essive.

Wait, did [Jo] split on you? Oh god..[sees Mike's bed] Oh my god. Mike, she made off with your sheets.

We're not playing together. But then again, we're not playing against each other either. It's like the Nature Channel. You don't see piranhas eating each other, do you?

Why do you think the same nine people end up at the final table at the World Series of Poker? Are they the nine luckiest guys in Vegas?