Reality Bites

Reality Bites quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 885)

Lelaina Pierce
Sammy
Troy Dyer
Vickie Miner


Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?


There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

The only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!

Its not like I had a hysterectomy . I just got fired.

You look like a doily.

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place.

My goal is... I'd like a career or something.