Reality Bites

Reality Bites quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 885)

Lelaina Pierce
Sammy
Troy Dyer
Vickie Miner


I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.


I'm not going to work at The Gap for chrissake!

There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

The only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

You look like a doily.

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place.

Its not like I had a hysterectomy . I just got fired.

My goal is... I'd like a career or something.