Vickie Miner quotes

Laney, sex is the quickest way to ruin a friendship.

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

My parents have been married for 26 years. Theyre like brother and sister at this point. She goes to the bathroom with the door open. That would be "A". And "B" that's disgusting.

Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?

It's not like its happening to me. It's like it's in a crappy show like Melrose Place.

Evian is naive spelled backwards.

I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

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