Reality Bites quotes

View Quote Troy: Well, should I get married, should I be good, should I astound the girl next door with my velvet suit and my faustushood and not take her to movies but to cemeteries and tell her stories of werewolf tongues and forked clarinets... What 'Hey, That's My Bike' would like to do as a band is travel the countryside like Woody Guthrie.
Sammy: Or Richard Simmons. You know, how in his commercials he surprises people jogging...
Troy: As you can see, I have the occasional run-in with an anti-Hey-That's-My Biker and to those people I say nobody... nobody can eat 50 eggs.

View Quote Lelaina: Quick, Vicky, whats your social security?
Vicky: Uhm... 851-25-9357.
Troy: Very impressive.
Vicky: Thats the only thing I really learned in college... Sometimes I get that not so fresh feeling.

View Quote There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt

View Quote Vicky: My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.

View Quote I have work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage.

View Quote Are employee snacks subsidized?

View Quote Evian is naive spelled backwards.

View Quote Charlane McGregor: Why don't you get a job at the Burgerama? They'll hire you! My Lord, I saw on the TV, they had this little ****ed boy working the register.
Lelaina: Because I'm not ****ed, Mom. I was the valedictorian of my university!
Wes McGregor: Well you dont have to put that on your application.

View Quote Lelaina: Well, I know this sounds cornball but I'd like to somehow make a difference in people's lives.
Troy: And I... I would like to buy them all a Coke.

View Quote He's so cheesy, I can't watch him without crackers.

View Quote Troy: So what do you say, Lelaina?
Lelaina: I'm not a valedictorian but I play one on tv.
Troy: We all know you slept your way to the podium.

View Quote I am not in this to make the world a better place.

View Quote I truly believe that if we can get two women on the supreme court, we can get at least one on you.

View Quote There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

View Quote Don't you ever wish you were a lesbian?