You look like a doily.

Are employee snacks subsidized?

There's no secret handshake. There's an IQ prerequisite. But there's no secret handshake.

I am not in this to make the world a better place.

The only thing you have to be at age 23 is yourself

There's no point to any of this. It's just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know... a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moments where your laughter becomes a cackle... and I, I sit back and smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt