Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld

View Quote Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

View Quote What are you looking at? You're laborers; you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.

View Quote We're different than most people, Mitch. Better.

View Quote Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?

View Quote It's getting pretty weird around here.

View Quote Boy, these military people are so untrusting.

View Quote Oh, we can get in. It's just going to take six hours.

View Quote Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.

View Quote Chris Knight: I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

View Quote Professor Hathaway: You know, when I first brought you into this school I thought you'd become another Einstein. And you were well on your way. And then?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut.
Professor Hathaway: You're disappointing me, Chris.
Chris Knight: And you, me Jerry.

View Quote Kent: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry Hathaway: I told you before, Kent. You don't get to use my first name.
Kent: Did I?

View Quote Professor Hathaway: Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

View Quote Prof. Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
Jerry Hathaway: You're a very funny boy, Chris.
Chris Knight: Thanks, Jerry. We try.

View Quote Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

View Quote Chris Knight: I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.