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Real Genius

Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Mitch Taylor
Professor Hathaway

Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

What are you looking at? You're laborers; you're supposed to be laboring. That's what you get for not having an education.

We're different than most people, Mitch. Better.

Did you wanna borrow my pajamas?

It's getting pretty weird around here.

Boy, these military people are so untrusting.

Oh, we can get in. It's just going to take six hours.

Please don't yell, I don't work well under pressure.

Chris Knight: I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?
David Decker: She happens to be my daughter.
Chris Knight: Oh. Then I guess you have.

Professor Hathaway: You know, when I first brought you into this school I thought you'd become another Einstein. And you were well on your way. And then?
Chris Knight: I got a haircut.
Professor Hathaway: You're disappointing me, Chris.
Chris Knight: And you, me Jerry.

Kent: Hello, Jerry.
Jerry Hathaway: I told you before, Kent. You don't get to use my first name.
Kent: Did I?

Professor Hathaway: Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.
Bodie: I've been giving myself shock treatments.
Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.

Prof. Hathaway: I want to see more of you around the lab.
Chris Knight: Fine. I'll gain weight.
Jerry Hathaway: You're a very funny boy, Chris.
Chris Knight: Thanks, Jerry. We try.

Dr. Dodd: Why is that toy on your head?
Chris Knight: Because if I wear it any place else, it chafes.

Chris Knight: I'm sorry, it was just an infantile response to authority.
Recruiter: Yes. You are Chris Knight, aren't you?
Chris Knight: I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.