Real Genius

Real Genius quotes

76 total quotes (ID: 484)

Chris Knight
Kent Torokvei
Lazlo Hollyfeld
Mitch Taylor
Other
Professor Hathaway


Chris Knight: No seriously, listen...if there's ever anything I can do for you, or more to the point, to you, you let me know, okay?
Susan Decker: Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan Decker: A girl's got to have her standards.


Lazlo: I thought you might need some help with the test, so I dug into the computer and got every question Hathaway ever asked on every final he's ever given.
Chris: Gee, I, I didn't get you anything. Are those they?
Lazlo: No. These are entries into the Frito-Lay Sweepstakes. "No purchase necessary, enter as often as you want" - so I am.
Chris: That's great! How many times?
Lazlo: Well, this batch makes it one million six hundred and fifty thousand. I should win thirty-two point six percent of the prizes, including the car.
Chris: That kind of takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?
Lazlo: They set up the rules, and lately I've come to realize that I have certain materialistic needs.
Chris: So, um, where are the questions?
Lazlo: I memorized them.

Bodie: Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Kent?

[to a girl at a party] Don't eat that. Don't you know that eating that can give you very large breasts? [looks down at her chest] Oh my God, I'm too late!

Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"

[Looking at Dr. Meredith's bunny slippers, then his own] ...May I take this opportunity to compliment you on your fashion sense, particularly your slippers.

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races and we had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

First, you have to get even with Kent. It's a moral imperative.

When you're smart, people need you. You can use your mind creatively.

[to Mitch, as he is hanging upside down] Would you prepared if gravity reversed itself? The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it. Nudity.

This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.

Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.

Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice".

You see Mitch, I used to be you, and lately I've been missing me so I asked Dr. Hathaway if I could room with me again and he said sure.