Rat Race

Rat Race quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 481)

Donald Sinclair
Duane Cody
Enrico Polinni
Kimberly Pear
Other
Owen Templeton
Randy Pear
Vera Baker


You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield!


It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!

Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!

What are you talking about, brother? I'm not giving up and neither are you. And neither am I! If we're not flying out of here, nobody's flying out of here!

I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are.

Theoretically, you have been racing for about forty seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!

They're always pissed honey.. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.

Now, I know what you are thinking. Enrico is a girl's name.

I know you, you're the referee, the bonehead!

You might break your neck, but that's a chance I'm willing to take.

Oh good! A scam!!