Randy Pear quotes

Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car!

You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield!

Honey, wake up! Third Reich's here! You wanna have a good life, right? Okay, let's see. SS in the parking lot! Not good! Not good!

They're always pissed honey.. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job.

I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!

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