Producers, The (2005) quotes
100 total quotesMax Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris
Ulla
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MY BLUE BLANKET! GIVE ME MY BLUE BLANKET!!
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Of course that whole second act has to be rewritten. They're losing the war? Excuse me? It's too downbeat!
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Quick darling, back in the closet!
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Roger, We're not alone...
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Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-dokie!
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Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!
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Stop moving! How can I shoot you if you keep moving?!
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STOP the world I wanna get on!
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That is not how you sing Haben Sie gehört das Deutsche band! This is how you sing Haben Sie gehört das Deutsche band!
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The Führer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Führer was BUTCH!
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There was a time when I was young and gay...but straight. (from deleted scene, 'King of Broadway')
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There's more to you than there is to you. (Turns head and mouths "What the F***")
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Today I have taken the Siegfried oath, and danced with a sailor, a cop and an extremely friendly Cherokee Indian.
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Ulla wake up at five A.M. every day. From five to seven, Ulla like to exercise. From seven to eight, Ulla like to take long shower. From eight to nine, Ulla like to have big Swedish breakfast. Many different herrings. From nine to eleven, Ulla like to practice her singing and her dancing. And at eleven, Ulla like to have sex. ... What time should I get here? (Max and Leo respond synchronicly - "Eleven")
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We got the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did we go right?