Producers, The (1968) quotes

65 total quotes

Franz Liebkind
Leo Bloom
Lorenzo St. DuBois

Max Bialystock
Multiple Characters
Roger De Bris

View Quote I'm in pain and I'm wet and I'm still hysterical!

View Quote Max: Here's to failure
Leo: ...To failure
Drunk: Why, thank you! You're very kind!

View Quote Max: It's practically a love letter to Hitler!
Leo: This won't run a week.
Max: A week?! Are you nuts? This play's gotta close on Page 4.

View Quote [singing] One and one's two
Two and two's four
I feel so bad 'cause I'm losin' the war!

View Quote Wait!! This is a decision that could effect my entire life! I shall have to think about it. [Pauses for one second] I'll do it.