Office Space quotes

80 total quotes

Bill Lumbergh
Drew
Lawrence
Michael Bolton

Milton Waddams
Multiple Characters
Peter Gibbons
Samir Nagheenanajar
Tom Smykowski

View Quote Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy. Let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Kay but, last time I didn't receive a piece, and I was told, that I could -
Nina: Just pass.
Milton Waddams: Uh, ok...

View Quote Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

View Quote Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

View Quote Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole, buddy!

View Quote Hey Peter....watch out for your cornhole.

View Quote 'Sup G?

View Quote Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me. (He says in a bodycast after a car accident in his driveway)

View Quote I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

View Quote I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.

View Quote Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
Samir: Piece of shit.

View Quote Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

View Quote Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.

View Quote No. Thats ok man! I don't want you ****in up my life too...

View Quote Yeah. Yeah. That's it. That's exactly what I need. Just give it to me. Come on. Come on, you little ****er. Let's go! That's what I need. Let's do that. Let's do exactly that, you little, fu--

View Quote I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.