Peter Gibbons quotes

Yeah. I got the memo.

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.

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