Office Space quotes

80 total quotes

Bill Lumbergh
Drew
Lawrence
Michael Bolton

Milton Waddams
Multiple Characters
Peter Gibbons
Samir Nagheenanajar
Tom Smykowski

View Quote We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to ****ing federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!

View Quote What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

View Quote You know, you can just call me "Mike".

View Quote Peter, you a very BAD person.

View Quote [after drinking at Peter's] "Back up in your ass with tha resurrection." [reffering to the song they were listening to while they were drinking]

View Quote [stuck in traffic] Mother... shitter... son of an... ass. Just... [punches steering wheel]

View Quote She gets around, like a record.

View Quote Peter Gibbons: Before we go any further, all right, we have to swear to God, Allah, that nobody knows about this, all right? No family members, no girlfriends, nobody.
Samir: Of course.
Michael Bolton: Agreed
Lawrence: (From the other apartment) Don't worry man! I won't tell anyone about this either.
Michael Bolton: Who the **** is that?
Peter Gibbons: Uh, don't worry about him. He's cool.

View Quote PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?!

View Quote Peter Gibbons: So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?
Bob Porter: Uh-huh.
Peter Gibbons: Wow.

View Quote Yeah. I got the memo.

View Quote It's good to be a gangsta.

View Quote Samir: Is there some way to just give the money back?
Peter Gibbons: What? You mean just hand them a check for the exact amount they're missing? I think they'd figure that out.

View Quote Outtakes during credits: Yeah if things go well I might have to take her for a ride on the Bone Coaster.

View Quote Peter Gibbons: Lawrence, you awake?
Lawrence: Yeah.
Peter Gibbons: You wanna come over?
Lawrence: No, thanks, man. I don't want you ****ing up my life, too.