Office Space quotes

View Quote I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.

View Quote She gets around, like a record.

View Quote Lumbergh ****ed her.

View Quote Outtakes during credits: Yeah if things go well I might have to take her for a ride on the Bone Coaster.

View Quote Hey Peter, watch out for your corn hole, buddy!

View Quote No. Thats ok man! I don't want you ****in up my life too...

View Quote Hey Peter....watch out for your cornhole.

View Quote Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me. (He says in a bodycast after a car accident in his driveway)

View Quote Peter Gibbons: Hey, guys.
Michael Bolton: What's up, G?
Peter Gibbons: Want to go to Chotchkie's? Get some coffee?
Samir: Oh, it's a little early.
Peter Gibbons: I gotta get outta here. I think I'm gonna lose it.
Female Temp: Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

View Quote Peter Gibbons: What if we're still doin' this when we're 50?
Samir: It would be nice to have that kind of job security.

View Quote Peter Gibbons: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doin' it, because, uh, because I'm a big pussy... which is why I work at Initech to begin with.
Michael Bolton: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Initech and I don't consider myself a pussy, OK?
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy.

View Quote Dom Portwood: Hello, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. The coversheet. I know, I know. Uh, Bill talked to me about it.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. Uh, did you get that memo?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I got the memo. And I understand the policy. The problem is, I just forgot this one time. And I've already taken care of it so it's not even a problem anymore.
Dom Portwood: Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports *before* they go out now. So if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!

View Quote Michael Bolton: You think the pet rock was a really great idea?
Tom Smykowski: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars. You know, I had an idea like that once. A long time ago.
Peter Gibbons: Really, what was it, Tom?
Tom Smykowski: Well, all right. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor, and it would have different conclusions written on it that you could jump to.
Michael Bolton: That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.
Samir: Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

View Quote Peter: What are you doing for lunch today?
Joanna: Well, the specials today are... uh, blackened chicken and... the menu's actually right there. [walks off]

View Quote Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?
Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.
Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.