Office Space quotes
80 total quotesMilton Waddams
Multiple Characters
Peter Gibbons
Samir Nagheenanajar
Tom Smykowski
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Yeah. I got the memo.
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
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We don't have a lot of time on this earth. We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about mission statements.
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What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?
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I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in the dictionary.
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It's good to be a gangsta.
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You know, you can just call me "Mike".
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I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.
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We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to ****ing federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!
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'Sup G?
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PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?!
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That is the worst idea I've ever heard. [In response to hearing about the Jump to Conclusions Mat]
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[stuck in traffic] Mother... shitter... son of an... ass. Just... [punches steering wheel]
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This is a... ****!
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[after drinking at Peter's] "Back up in your ass with tha resurrection." [reffering to the song they were listening to while they were drinking]