Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 1066)

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus
Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt


[to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there


Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!

Are you cracking wise?

He says he wants to rip you apart.

Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

Do the Mayans look happy to you?

Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!

Control your young!

Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!

This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!

Fetch? Play fetch?