Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 1066)

Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Larry Daley
Teddy Roosevelt

Are you cracking wise?

Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!

[to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there

Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

He says he wants to rip you apart.

Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry) gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!

Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!

Do the Mayans look happy to you?

Control your young!

This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.