Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 1066)

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus
Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt


[to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there


Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!

Are you cracking wise?

He says he wants to rip you apart.

Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

Do the Mayans look happy to you?

Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!

It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!

Fetch? Play fetch?

Control your young!

Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!

Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?