Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus

Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt

View Quote ...They look sad... (When asked if the Mayans looked happy)

View Quote Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] Teddy Roosevelt: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... You saw!
Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy Roosevelt: WHO is evolved?
Larry: I am!

View Quote Larry Daley: Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Rebecca: Yes. A great visionary.
Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.
Larry: Twenty-sixth.

View Quote Listen up, lunch box! Don't try anything funny! I once went ten rounds with (Cecil begins mouthing words annoyedly) John L. Sullivan!

View Quote [to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there

View Quote Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

View Quote He says he wants to rip you apart.

View Quote Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

View Quote It's a big no-can-do, crackerjack!

View Quote Me no dum-dum! YOU dum-dum! You bring me gum-gum?

View Quote Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

View Quote Control your young!

View Quote Manifest Destiny, my man, expand or die!

View Quote Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

View Quote Do the Mayans look happy to you?