Teddy Roosevelt quotes

Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

[to Larry] Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.

Stop babbling, boy!

Good lord, Lawrence, why are you slapping a monkey?

[to Larry] Who's evolved?

My God, man, are you rabid?

Actually, I never did any of those things. Teddy Roosevelt did. I was manufactured in a mannequin factory in Pounkeepsie. I never shot a wild beast. I'm not even brave enough to tell that beautiful woman (Sakajewea) I love her. But you (Larry)...you gotta finish the job this time. You can't quit. I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!

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