Ahkmenrah quotes

[to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there

He says he wants to rip you apart.

Larry Daley: Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Rebecca: Yes. A great visionary.
Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.
Larry: Twenty-sixth.

[Larry jumps out from being a wall and screams, scaring the other guards]
Cecil: We're too old for surprises.
Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises! Especially the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night! That little sweetheart.
Cecil: Larry, we wanted to tell you but you never would've believed us.
Larry: Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight?
Gus: What?
Larry: I said, "Do you have any idea what I've been through tonight", Gus!
Gus: Keep a lid on it, butterscotch!

Cecil: It can get a little spooky at nights so you might want to put a few lights on. The most important thing - don't let anything in...or out.
Larry: Out?

Jedediah: Fire up the iron horse, boys.
Larry: Hey, blondie!
Jedediah: Name's Jedediah.
Larry: Okay, Jedediah, stop the train, please!
Jedediah: That's a big no-can-do, crackerjack.
Larry: What's going on here?
Jedediah: Somebody's got to pay.
Larry: Pay for what?
Jedediah: I don't know, just pay! Now stop whining and take it like a man!
Larry: Seriously, stop the train!
Jedediah: Alright, stop the train.
Larry: Thank you.
Jedediah: NOW FULL SPEED AHEAD AND RAM HIM!
["toy" train hits Larry in the nose, topples over]
Larry: Ooh, ow...
Jedediah: Oh, for crying out loud!
Larry: All right. That's enough!
cowboy: We got a breach!

Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.
Larry: Okay, I'm Larry Daley, the new night guard...
Teddy Roosevelt: Pleasure to meet you, Lawrence Daley! Now, if you excuse me, [****s shotgun] the hunt's afoot.
Larry: [mutters] Hunt's afoot.

Larry: [to Jed] "Hey, Teeny," how does that sound?
Jedediah: It hurts my feelings.
Larry: Well, Gigantor makes me feel like some kinda freak.
Octavius: I just call you Larry.
Larry:: Don't be a kiss-ass.

Teddy Roosevelt:Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?!
Larry: Teddy, this guy has been pushing me, and pushing me and I am sick of it!

Easter Island head: QQQQQQQQQUUUUUIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEET!!!! (pause) My dum dum wants to speak!

Larry: Okay, Dexter. No hard feelings, okay?
[Dexter slaps Larry, Larry raises his hand to slap Dexter in return] Teddy Roosevelt: [threateningly] Lawrence...
Larry: But... You saw!
Teddy Roosevelt: Who is evolved?
Larry: [muttering] I am...
Teddy Roosevelt: WHO is evolved?
Larry: I am!


Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!
Larry: Yes?
Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
Larry: I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
[People screaming]
Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!
[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!

Cecil: Hey, Huns. (Two burly Hun guards lay hold of Cecil taking him from Larry)
Larry Daley: (To Akmenrah) Tell Attila to take him (Cecil) back to the museum and put him with the rest of the guards.
Akmenrah: (To Attila) Azuzu baka raka lokeu. (Attila nods and sounds agreement and turns to his men)
Larry Daley: Oh and uh, no limb ripping.
Attila: Zahza buku.
Larry Daley: Oh no no no.
Attila: (makes a small amount indication with his thumb and index finger) Pikaka?
Larry Daley: (copies the gesture with it a bit larger than Attila's) Mmmm. Makikaka.
Attila: (he and his men happily laugh) Egobugu! Li tu makikaka lau!
Cecil: (as the guards pick him bodily up and bear him away) Wait, hold on a minute. What does "Makikaka" mean? (to Akmenrah) Translation please?

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