Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus

View Quote This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

View Quote Name's Jedediah

View Quote Miss Hutman, this is a museum! I cannot tolerate this type of chaos!

View Quote Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!

View Quote [after meeting Dr. McPhee] Seems like a fun guy.

View Quote Fetch? Play fetch?

View Quote Sweet dreams, hopscotch!

View Quote [acting sarcastic] Let's all laugh at me, the comedy night guard.

View Quote [to the lobby doors] Come on! Revolve. Revolve!

View Quote No,no! I ain't working with toga boy!

View Quote Nothing's impossible. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the 20-foot jackel staring at you. (To Larry) Don't make eye contact!

View Quote [to Octavius] Don't be a kiss-ass.

View Quote [to Larry] Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of these United States of America, at your service.

View Quote The Roman empire knows no boundaries!

View Quote We may be small, but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking.