Night at the Museum

Night at the Museum quotes

55 total quotes (ID: 1066)

Ahkmenrah
Cecil Fredericks
Dr. McPhee
Gus
Jedediah
Larry Daley
Moai
Octavius
Teddy Roosevelt


[to Larry] You would not believe how stuffy it is in there


He says he wants to rip you apart.

[regarding Gus's attitude] Wonderful guard, terrible people skills.

Larry Daley: Ah, Teddy Roosevelt, right?
Rebecca: Yes. A great visionary.
Larry: Yes, definitely. He was our fourth president, right?
Rebecca: Twenty-sixth.
Larry: Twenty-sixth.

Teddy Roosevelt:Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?!
Larry: Teddy, this guy has been pushing me, and pushing me and I am sick of it!

Easter Island Head: Hey! Dum-dum!
Larry: Yes?
Easter Island Head: You give me gum-gum!
Larry: I give you gum-gum?
Easter Island Head: You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
Larry: Gee, okay, you know what? I have no gum-gum. Sorry. And my name isn't Dum-dum. My name's Larry.
Easter Island Head: No, your name Dum-dum.
[People screaming]
Easter Island Head: Oh, you in trouble, Dum-dum. You'd better run-run. From Attila the Hun-hun!
[Larry runs as Attila and his gang are chasing him]
Easter Island Head: See you later, Dum-dum!

Cecil: Hey, Huns. (Two burly Hun guards lay hold of Cecil taking him from Larry)
Larry Daley: (To Akmenrah) Tell Attila to take him (Cecil) back to the museum and put him with the rest of the guards.
Akmenrah: (To Attila) Azuzu baka raka lokeu. (Attila nods and sounds agreement and turns to his men)
Larry Daley: Oh and uh, no limb ripping.
Attila: Zahza buku.
Larry Daley: Oh no no no.
Attila: (makes a small amount indication with his thumb and index finger) Pikaka?
Larry Daley: (copies the gesture with it a bit larger than Attila's) Mmmm. Makikaka.
Attila: (he and his men happily laugh) Egobugu! Li tu makikaka lau!
Cecil: (as the guards pick him bodily up and bear him away) Wait, hold on a minute. What does "Makikaka" mean? (to Akmenrah) Translation please?

This is so not worth $11.50 an hour.

Fetch? Play fetch?

Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

Everything in this museum comes to life at night. It's freakin' awesome!

[to the lobby doors] Come on! Revolve. Revolve!

[after meeting Dr. McPhee] Seems like a fun guy.

[to Octavius] Don't be a kiss-ass.

Do the Mayans look happy to you?