Napoleon Dynamite quotes
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Napoleon Dynamite
Rex
Uncle Rico
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I caught you a delicious bass.
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Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Pedro: Eh... a couple of days.
Pedro: Eh... a couple of days.
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Sheldon: Who's that in my drive way?
[Pedro's cousin's show off their car's hydraulics]
Napoleon: That's my ride
[Pedro's cousin's show off their car's hydraulics]
Napoleon: That's my ride
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[To Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable.
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Napoleon: So me and you are pretty much friends now right?
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: So you got my back and everything?
Pedro: What?!
Napoleon: Never mind.
Pedro: Yes.
Napoleon: So you got my back and everything?
Pedro: What?!
Napoleon: Never mind.
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Randy: Hey, lemme borrow your bike!
Nerd: No.
Randy: C'mon. I'll buy you some chips.
Nerd: No. [they both fight over the bike. A few seconds later, Pedro's cousins pull up to the scene of the fight. They look at Randy and shake their heads. Randy gets scared and runs away]
Nerd: No.
Randy: C'mon. I'll buy you some chips.
Nerd: No. [they both fight over the bike. A few seconds later, Pedro's cousins pull up to the scene of the fight. They look at Randy and shake their heads. Randy gets scared and runs away]
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Yeah, hold on... I forgot to put in the crystals.
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Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!
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My lips hurt real bad.
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Are you guys having a killer time?
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Pedro offers you his protection.
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[To Kip and LaFawnduh] LUCKY!
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[While hitting a tetherball repeatedly] YES! YES! YES!
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[To Deb] I like your sleeves... they're real big.