Meet the Robinsons

Meet the Robinsons quotes

32 total quotes (ID: 941)

Bowler Hat Guy

My parents will kill me and dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating! Well... I am, but that's not the point!

(to Wilbur) Mister, you are grounded 'till you die.

Perfect timing! We need someone on maracas!

(Doris the hat holding up sign saying "Watch out")

(trying to read the sign) W-w-aaa-ch o-uu-t (large box comes flying out of the building and hits him on the head) O look, a mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that! It's so cute!

I know! I'll turn him into a duck! Yes, yes, it's so evil! (pause) Wait...I don't know how to do that, and I...I don't really need a duck.

Shut up! And don't call me Goob! How many evil villians can top off a name like Goob? Blech!

Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?
Grandpa Bud: Oh, because his insurance won't pay for contacts. (rimshot)

Dr. Krunklehorn: I haven't slept in eight days!
Teacher: Well can I offer you a, uh, cot?
Dr. Krunklehorn: Nope! I've got the caffeine patch! I invented it myself. One patch is the equivalent to twelve cups of coffee. You can stay awake for days with no side effects! (screams loudly) Sorry.

Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Fritz is married to Petunia... and is she...? (mimics puppet with hand)
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.

Lewis: (naming off the Robinsons)...Spike and Dimitri are twins, and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on...

Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis: I killed him?!
Mildred: No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.

(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.) Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz: Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Tallulah and Laszlo: HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz: Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia: DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
Grandpa Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.

Grandpa Bud: I think my wife Lucille's baking cookies!
(He opens a door to see Lucille disco dancing)
Grandpa Bud: Bake them cookies, Lucille!

(The Robinsons are having dinner.) Uncle Fritz: Oh, hooray, Italian food!
Aunt Petunia: Huh! I wanted a sloppy joe!

(The Meatball Fight) Gaston: And so it begins... Ready, aim, fire! (Fires a meatball from a miniature cannon)
Franny: (gasps) Ha! Surely that is not the best you can do! (sound doesn't match her lips, like a poorly dubbed martial arts movie)
Gaston: (Fires more meatballs)
Franny: (Blocks them all, Karate style)
Gaston: Impressive, little sister. Your skills are strong, but not strong enough!
Franny: Your words do not threaten me, brother.
Gaston: Then enough words. Now the real battle begins. (Fires repeatedly)
Franny: (After blocking them all, again) Your meatballs are useless against me.
Gaston: Then perhaps it's time for spicy Italian sausage!
Franny: No! (GASPS)
Gaston: (Fires the sausage)
Franny: YA! (Blocking the sausage, which rebounds back directly into Gaston. Everyone Cheers)
Franny: That's right. I did it.