Mildred: Poor Mr. Harrington...
Lewis: I killed him?!
Mildred: No, no! You didn't kill him. He's perfectly fine.

(Cousin Laszlo spraypaints Cousin Tallulah's hat.) Tallulah: Laszlo, you stop painting my hat, or I'm telling Ma!
Laszlo: Ah, lighten up, sis!
Tallulah: Lasz, I mean it!
Uncle Fritz: Children, please! Your mother's trying to take a nap!(Aunt Petunia, a puppet on Fritz's hand, comes swinging in)
Aunt Petunia: WHAT IS ALL THE YELLING OUT HERE?!
Tallulah and Laszlo: HE/SHE STARTED IT!
Aunt Petunia: I don't want to hear ANY MORE!
Uncle Fritz: Now, sweetie...(Petunia smacks Fritz)
Aunt Petunia: DON'T YOU SWEETIE ME! I'm going for a drive!(Aunt Petunia moves behind a wall. Car noises are heard.)
Grandpa Bud: That's strange. She usually takes the Harley.
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