Just a little tip for the future: I am always right. Even when I'm wrong, I'm right.

Bowler Hat Guy: What's going on? Why aren't you seizing the boy?!
Tiny the dinosaur: (in dinosaur language) I have a big head, and little arms! I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through.
[No respose]
Tiny the dinosaur: Master?

[Title Card]
"Around here, however, we don't look backwards for very long. We keep moving forward, opening up new doors and doing new things... and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths. - Walt Disney"

Well, that was unexpected. [fruit hat gets put on his head] As was that.

Frankie: Mmmmm. That's a good buzz. (sees the mini-Doris) What the... (Is under control of Bowler Hat Guy.)
Bowler Hat Guy: Ahhh, yes! You are now under my control!
Frankie: I am now under your control.
(Bowler Hat Guy laughs and Frankie does monotone laughing) Bowler Hat Guy: Stop laughing.
Frankie: Stop laughing.
Bowler Hat Guy: Don't repeat everything I say!
Frankie: I won't repeat everything you say.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.
Bowler Hat Guy: Uuuuhhh. Did you just say excellent because I said excellent?
Frankie: Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh. No.
Bowler Hat Guy: Excellent.
Frankie: Excellent.

(Lewis is explaining his Memory Scanner to the judges)
Dr. Krunklehorn: Oh, wrap him up! I'll take two!

Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something...
Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.

(Wilbur flashes his "badge" at Lewis, but Lewis manages to snatch it from his hand) This isn't a badge! This is a coupon to a tanning salon!

You just need to let go of the past...and keep moving forward.

(after Wilbur throws back the wad of paper with Lewis's Memory Scanner on it) Hey, what are you doing up here? (Wilbur coos like a pigeon as Lewis angrily walks over to Wilbur's "hiding place"; drops the wad, Wilbur picks it up, places it Lewis's hand, and returns to his "hiding place") Would you quit that, please?! I know you're not a pigeon!

Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

(after crashing time machine) I am so dead! I'm not allowed to even look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are going to kill me! And I can tell you this: It will not be done with mercy!

I never thought my dad...would be my best friend.

(while looking for Lewis under the door with the chair on top) Lewis?

(while looking for Lewis in the toilet) Lewis?!