Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something...
Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
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