Wilbur quotes

Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat.

(after crashing time machine) I am so dead! I'm not allowed to even look at this thing, let alone drive it! Mom and Dad are going to kill me! And I can tell you this: It will not be done with mercy!

I never thought my dad...would be my best friend.

(while looking for Lewis under the door with the chair on top) Lewis?

(while looking for Lewis in the toilet) Lewis?!

My parents will kill me and dance on my grave! I'm not exaggerating! Well... I am, but that's not the point!

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