Mannequin quotes
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Jonathan Switcher: [coming out of the elevator] Easy, Felix! I don't think she's armed!
Captain Felix Maxwell: You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than a club!
Captain Felix Maxwell: You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than a club!
Mannequin Factory Boss: You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher.
Jonathan Switcher: She turned out pretty good, didn't she?
Mannequin Factory Boss: I wasn't talking about her.
Jonathan Switcher: She turned out pretty good, didn't she?
Mannequin Factory Boss: I wasn't talking about her.
Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood, I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me. They really do.
Hollywood Montrose: Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.
Hollywood Montrose: Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.
At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.
[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window] It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.
[to his boss] I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...
[to Jonathon] Imagine pretending you're a regular stock boy when you're an A-number-one arteest!
Don't let Felix get to you, he's just got a bad case of Miami Vice.
[looking at a stereo system playing] Where do they hide all the musicians?
[to Mannequin Emmy] Speak up, don't be shy.
Food additives. It's food additives.
[on the phone] Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?... Is there any history of insanity in the family?
You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood...
[to Jonathon] You've got good hands. I liked the way they felt when you were putting me together.
Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.