Mannequin

Mannequin quotes

40 total quotes (ID: 936)

Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Hollywood Montrose
Jonathon Switcher
Main cast
Mr. Richards
Others


Jonathan Switcher: [coming out of the elevator] Easy, Felix! I don't think she's armed!
Captain Felix Maxwell: You can fool Rambo but it won't work with me, Switcher! My brain is quicker than a club!


Mannequin Factory Boss: You know, you could get the dummy of the week award, Switcher.
Jonathan Switcher: She turned out pretty good, didn't she?
Mannequin Factory Boss: I wasn't talking about her.

Jonathan Switcher: Hollywood, I don't know about men's thighs, they look fine to me. They really do.
Hollywood Montrose: Thank you. Albert called me "cellulite city". Maybe he's right. Maybe I should have my hips lifted.

At least she'll never tell you that your hips are too fat.

[seeing Mannequin Emmy in a store window] It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you're the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.

[to his boss] I'm fired, pick up my paycheck on the way out, never come back...

[to Jonathon] Imagine pretending you're a regular stock boy when you're an A-number-one arteest!

Don't let Felix get to you, he's just got a bad case of Miami Vice.

[looking at a stereo system playing] Where do they hide all the musicians?

[to Mannequin Emmy] Speak up, don't be shy.

Food additives. It's food additives.

[on the phone] Mom, lemme ask you, did I ever do anything really strange as a child?... Is there any history of insanity in the family?

You know I would never bother you when you're getting a piece of wood...

[to Jonathon] You've got good hands. I liked the way they felt when you were putting me together.

Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.