Mannequin quotes

40 total quotes

Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Hollywood Montrose
Jonathon Switcher

View Quote Food additives. It's food additives.

View Quote Roxie Shield: I think you should see a professional.
Jonathan Switcher: A professional? What do you mean, a hooker?
Roxie Shield: No, I mean a psychiatrist.
Jonathan Switcher: I can't afford a psychiatrist.
Roxie Shield: Then call one of those shrinks on the radio.
Jonathan Switcher: A radio shrink? They're only good for people with problems that fit between the commercials.

View Quote There's got to be a better way. Please, gods, please, help me find it.

View Quote Mrs. Thomas: Who's crying?
Lupe: It's either our new vice president, the fairy... or the dummy!

View Quote If I'm one thing, I'm loyal.

View Quote Tonight we're gonna do something special, something this store has never seen before!

View Quote You must lead a charmed life, it was all I could do to save your skin in there. No thanks are necessary, Switcher!

View Quote I must be losing my mind. I guess all artists fall in love with their work, but you just seem so... special.

View Quote Roxie Shield: You could've decided to tell me that you wanted to stand me up. Instead, you come here to me lying with this ridiculous story.
Jonathan Switcher: I'm not lying. I'm insane.

View Quote Teach him to mess with a man and his mannequin.