Mannequin

Mannequin quotes

40 total quotes (ID: 936)

Ema "Emmy" Hesire
Hollywood Montrose
Jonathon Switcher
Main cast
Mr. Richards
Others


Diets don't work. It's those jelly doughnuts, they call to me in the middle of the night. Hollywood, Hollywood, come and get me Hollywood.


Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: Mr. Richards, this store has never been more successful, and it's all due to Jonathan Switcher. I don't care if he puts a rubber glove on his head and runs naked around the store yelling: "Hi, I'm a squid!"

Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Tonight, we'll do something different and special. Something that this store has never seen before. I just wish you didn't look so worried.
Jonathan Switcher: That's easy for you to say. You're a mannequin, you'll always have work. Me, I'm gonna wind up in the nuthouse after this. I wonder if insanity is covered in the employee health plan?

Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: If there's anything I could do for you--
Jonathan Switcher: Yeah, I could use a job.
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: What do you do?
Jonathan Switcher: Anything!
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: When can you start?
Jonathan Switcher: Uh, as soon as I finish this!

Hollywood Montrose: An artist never leaves his work unfinished.
Jonathan Switcher: It looks fine to me.
Hollywood Montrose: In that case, I'm a dream that once was.

Captain Felix Maxwell: [to Jonathan] Switcher, you are one sick puppy!

Armand: Roxie! Roxie, Roxie. You know what you need to do right now? You need to put him and this whole nasty affair out of your mind. Now, how is the best way to do that, huh? Huh? By having a night of distasteful sex with someone you care absolutely nothing about! And proudly, I would like to be that person.
Roxie Shield: Fine, let's go to your place
Armand: Really?
Roxie Shield: Drive fast before I have second thoughts!
Armand: Armand is the wind!

Captain Felix Maxwell: Mr. Richards, you'd better put some camouflage on, sir.
Mr. Richards: I am not going to put shoe polish on my face, thank you.

Captain Felix Maxwell: Just what is your assignment here tonight, boy?
Jonathan Switcher: I'm helping Hollywood with the window.
Captain Felix Maxwell: Oh, the little Mary has an assistant now? Where do you people from come from?
Jonathan Switcher: Ohio.
Captain Felix Maxwell: Ohio? You mean they got 'em in Ohio?

Actor Role Andrew McCarthy Jonathan Switcher Kim Cattrall Ema "Emmy" Hesire Estelle Getty Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin James Spader Mr. Richards G. W. Bailey Captain Felix Maxwell Meshach Taylor Hollywood Montrose Carole Davis Roxie Shield Steve Vinovich B. J. Wert Christopher Maher Armand

Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: I don't know how we're going to make this store great again.
Jonathan Switcher: Looks fine to me. What time do we open?
Mrs. Claire Prince Timkin: We are open.
Jonathan Switcher: I'm sure things will pick up by lunch.

Hollywood. Hollywood Montrose. Ooh! Doesn't it just sing!

Jonathan Switcher: This job at Illustra is destroying your sense of humor. You gotta quit.
Roxie Shield: I'm not the one who can't deal with reality.
Jonathan Switcher: Reality is very disappointing.

Hollywood Montrose: I am so glad you're working here!
Jonathan Switcher: You are?
Hollywood Montrose: Well, of course I am, darling. I never thought they'd hire anyone stranger than me.

Jonathan Switcher: Just when I think you're real, you vanish. What's with you? What's with me?
Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Didn't I tell you? You're the only one who can see me like this.
Jonathan Switcher: It's not exactly fair, is it?
Ema "Emmy" Hesire: Talk to them.