Man on the Moon

Man on the Moon quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 1071)

Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
Tony Clifton

I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!

Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!

You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.

OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!

What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!

Andy: My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.

Jerry: I mean everything's a joke with this guy, like that thing I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.

I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!

Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.

I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.

Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.

Jerry: What kind of guy are you?

Andy: And what do they know?

Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can **** with their heads.

David: I mean you said some pretty inflammatory things.