Man on the Moon quotes

24 total quotes

Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
Other
Tony Clifton

View Quote Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!

View Quote I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!

View Quote You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.

View Quote OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!

View Quote What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!

View Quote Andy: My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.

View Quote Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.

View Quote Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can **** with their heads.

View Quote I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.

View Quote Jerry: I mean everything's a joke with this guy, like that thing I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.

View Quote Andy: And what do they know?

View Quote Andy: That's it...I quit!

View Quote I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!

View Quote Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.

View Quote Jerry: What kind of guy are you?