Man on the Moon quotes
24 total quotes (ID: 1071)Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
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Tony Clifton
You almost sat in some cottage cheese, oh pardon me, that's your ass.
Whoopdie doo, whoopdie die...stick a needle in your eye!
I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!
I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.
Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.
Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.
David: You know...I think I'm gonna get a lawyer.
OK, bullshit bullshit my line, bullshit bullshit my line, AHHHHH!
Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can fuck with their heads.
David: I mean you said some pretty inflammatory things.
Andy: And what do they know?
Jerry: What kind of guy are you?
Andy: I'm sorry for all the wrestling I've ever done and I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given...I was just playing bad guy wrestler and it's not me it's just a role and I guess Jerry took it seriously...I'm sorry.
What about a bathroom I may of shit my pants!
Andy: That's it...I quit!