Andy Kaufman quotes

I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.

Those are dead people laughing, you know that, those people are dead!

I've had it with this bullshit Lawler. I'm gonna sue you, I'm gonna sue you for everything you got I swear to god, **** YOU! OKAY, ALRIGHT LAWLER, **** YOU!

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