Man on the Moon

Man on the Moon quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 1071)

Andy Kaufman
George Shapiro
Other
Tony Clifton


Andy: And what do they know?


Andy: Every show is worse than the last one.

Andy: I'm sorry for all the wrestling I've ever done and I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given...I was just playing bad guy wrestler and it's not me it's just a role and I guess Jerry took it seriously...I'm sorry.

Andy: My father said I could've sued you, I could've hired a lawyer and sued but I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy.

Andy: That's it...I quit!

Bob: 40 million people are watching your ass every week, KAUFMAN.

Bob: Absolutely nothing...look, stay here and you rise and when you're on top the sky is the limit and then you can fuck with their heads.

Bob: What?

David: I mean you said some pretty inflammatory things.

David: You know...I think I'm gonna get a lawyer.

Jerry: I mean everything's a joke with this guy, like that thing I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar.

Jerry: What kind of guy are you?

I'm banning you from Vegas...YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' IN!

I'm not a comedian. I don't wanna go for cheap laughs.

I've been in this buisness for 20 years Andy, I've seen this...I KNOW this...if you pass up an oppourtunity like this one, I promise you...you will NEVER see another one like it again...EVER!