Mallrats quotes

78 total quotes

Brodie Bruce
Jay
Multiple Characters
Rene
T.S. Quinn

View Quote Didn't I dump your ass this morning?

View Quote [speaking of T.S. and Brandi's love] You two are ****ed for each other.

View Quote Willam: Brenda?
Rene: Dick!

View Quote Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

View Quote [referencing Trisha] How does that Jr. Masters in Johnson know about my proposal?

View Quote Dude, you the mad chick magnet.

View Quote [about the break-up letter from Rene] Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, proving once more what women really look for.

View Quote That's criminal. [shouts] That kid is back on the escalator again!

View Quote [Brodie moves to hit Shannon, who is in police custody]
Police Officer: Hey! You can't strike a prisoner in police custody.
Brodie: Oh, come on, fellas! Just once.
Police Officer: Alright. But make it quick.
[Brodie punches Shannon in the gut]

View Quote I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

View Quote You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge! (reference to The Untouchables)

View Quote T.S.: You should see yourself right now: a grown man with his hand down his pants.
Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.

View Quote Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.

View Quote That guy's faster than Walt Flanigan's Dog!

View Quote Most of the time I'm just talking out of my ass, or sticking my hand in it.