Love Actually quotes
85 total quotesKaren
Mark
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister
Sam
View Quote
Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: That'll never make number one!
Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.
Parky: Do you mean that?
Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.
[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]
Parky: That'll never make number one!
View Quote
Natalie: [meeting the Prime Minister] Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "****", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to **** up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "****", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to **** up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
View Quote
Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?
View Quote
Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
View Quote
[Natalie runs up to the Prime Minister at the airport and leaps into his arms]
Prime Minister: God, you weigh a lot!
Natalie: Oh, shut your face!
Prime Minister: God, you weigh a lot!
Natalie: Oh, shut your face!
View Quote
Jamie: Ah, bonjour Eleonore.
Eleonore: Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back and this year you bring a lady guest?
Jamie: Uh, no, there's a change of situation. It's just me.
Eleonore: Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Jamie: Well, I think you're not surprised.
Eleonore: Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back and this year you bring a lady guest?
Jamie: Uh, no, there's a change of situation. It's just me.
Eleonore: Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
Jamie: Well, I think you're not surprised.
View Quote
Sarah: [on phone] Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.
View Quote
Karen: Loitering around the jewellery counter, I see!
Harry: No. I was just looking around.
Karen: Don't worry, my expectations are not that high after 13 years of Mr. "Oh-but-you-always-LOVE-scarves"!
Harry: No. I was just looking around.
Karen: Don't worry, my expectations are not that high after 13 years of Mr. "Oh-but-you-always-LOVE-scarves"!
View Quote
Annie: Right, I'll just go get my things, and then let's fix the country, shall we?
Prime Minister: Yeah, I can't see why not.
Prime Minister: Yeah, I can't see why not.
View Quote
[at his wife's funeral] When she first mentioned what was about to happen, I said, "Over my dead body." And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine..."
View Quote
[At the altar, just before Peter is married]
Peter: No surprises?
Mark: No surprises.
Peter: Not like the stag night?
Mark: Unlike the stag night.
Peter: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark: I do.
Peter: And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Mark: That is true.
Peter: No surprises?
Mark: No surprises.
Peter: Not like the stag night?
Mark: Unlike the stag night.
Peter: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake?
Mark: I do.
Peter: And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Mark: That is true.
View Quote
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
View Quote
I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
View Quote
Radio DJ: [on the phone] Hi, Billy!
Billy Mack: Hello.
Radio DJ: We're live across the country, and you're number one!
[Billy laughs]
Radio DJ: How will you be celebrating?
Billy Mack: I don't know. Uh, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be bombarded with invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Radio DJ: Let's hope it's the second, Billy. And here it is again, Number One by Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around."
Billy Mack: Oh, Jesus, not that crap again! [laughs]
Billy Mack: Hello.
Radio DJ: We're live across the country, and you're number one!
[Billy laughs]
Radio DJ: How will you be celebrating?
Billy Mack: I don't know. Uh, either I could behave like a real rock-and-roll loser, and get drunk with my fat manager, or when I hang up I'll be bombarded with invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Radio DJ: Let's hope it's the second, Billy. And here it is again, Number One by Billy Mack, it's "Christmas Is All Around."
Billy Mack: Oh, Jesus, not that crap again! [laughs]