Love Actually quotes

85 total quotes

Karen
Mark
Multiple Characters
Prime Minister
Sam

View Quote American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

View Quote Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.

View Quote But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

View Quote I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

View Quote I left Elton John's, where there were a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open, to hang out with you, at Christmas. It's a terrible mistake, Chubs, but you turn out to be the ****ing love of my life. And to be honest, despite all my complaining, we have had a wonderful life.

View Quote I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.

View Quote I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

View Quote I'm glad it was helpful. Don't go showing it around too much it needs a bit of tweaking. I've got to head out to lunch...early lunch. You can just show yourself out. [pauses] It's a self preservation thing...you see.

View Quote I'm on Shag Highway heading West.

View Quote Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

View Quote Now let's get pissed and watch porn.

View Quote Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

View Quote Oh.Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs..... Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

View Quote Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.

View Quote Tell her that you love her. You've got nothing to lose, and you'll always regret it if you don't.