Love Actually quotes

View Quote Try my lovely nuts.

View Quote The President of the U.S.: I'll give you anything you ask for - as long as it's not something I don't want to give.

View Quote Billy Mack: I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Joe: Right.
Billy Mack: And I realized that as dire chance and fateful ****up would have it, here I am, mid 50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a chubby employee. And much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
[pause]
Joe: Well, this is a surprise.
Billy Mack: Yeah...
Joe: Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole.

View Quote Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.

View Quote [on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

View Quote [on being introduced to Terence, the head of the Downing Street staff] I had an uncle called Terence once. Hated him. Think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

View Quote Who do you have to screw around here to get a cup of tea and a chocolate biscuit?

View Quote [after realizing he has feelings for Natalie] Oh, no. That is so inconvenient.

View Quote I'd like to go to Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

View Quote [to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher] Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

View Quote [referring to Natalie] Oooooo, would we call her chubby?

View Quote [having just sung the words "Love is all around me" instead of "Christmas is all around me" yet again] Oh! **** wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!

View Quote Yes I have, Ant or Dec.

View Quote Oh.Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs..... Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!

View Quote [during a radio interview] ... so if you believe in Christmas, children, like your uncle Billy does, buy my festering turd of a record...