Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes
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Rory Breaker
Soap
Tom
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Rory Breaker: What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
Rory Breaker: You don't say.
Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.
Rory Breaker: You don't say.
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You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.
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I'm not sure what's more worrying. The job or your past!
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I ****ing hate traffic wardens
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Soap, stop being such a mincer.
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Little Chris: ****in' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
Big Chris: Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!
Big Chris: Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!
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Soap: Rory Breaker? That psychotic black dwarf with an Afro?
Tom: That would be the same man, yes.
Tom: That would be the same man, yes.
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Soap: Where the **** are they going?... Shift a piano? I thought this was meant to be a robbery.
Eddie: Where did they get those outfits?
Tom, Bacon: Not a bad idea, that.
Eddie: Where did they get those outfits?
Tom, Bacon: Not a bad idea, that.
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[After shooting each other]
Gary: What the **** are you doing here?
Barry: What the **** are YOU doing here?
Gary: What the **** are you doing here?
Barry: What the **** are YOU doing here?