Barry the Baptist quotes

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those shooters. Quick!

Lock, stock, the ****in' lot.

When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

[Trying to stop his monitor switching off] Come on! Not now, please, not - [monitor goes off] Oh, you ****ing bastard.

Hello boy, feeling a bit poorly? I know your friends are responsible for most of the cash so I'm gonna give you one week to find it. Otherwise I will take a finger of each of you and your friends' hands for everyday that passes without payment. And then when you run out of digits, your dad's bar and who knows what then. All right, my son?

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