Little Nicky

Little Nicky quotes

37 total quotes (ID: 349)

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Todd: Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
John: Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.

Satan: But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to
Cassius and Adrian: What!?
Nicky: Hallelujah.
(they stare at Nicky) I mean...that sucks!

Valerie: My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky: My dad's in hell and he's falling apart.

Satan: That's right. You heard me, Holly.
Holly: What?
Satan: I'm still in love with you.

[Beefy is making love to another dog]
Beefy: say "Mr. Beefy!" Say it! Say it!
Female dog: Sigh.."Mr. Beefy"
Beefy: And "I love you".

[after Nicky tests his powers on a can of Coke]
Todd: Were you about to drink one of my Cokes?
Nicky: No. I was just looking at it. It's beautiful.
[Todd takes a sip]
Todd: This Coke taste like Pepsi.
Beefy: You changed a Coke..into a Pepsi.. That was your big transformation??
Nicky: Come on man, give it up a little.. I mean it was pretty good for my first try.
Beefy: Do you even care that your brothers are killing your father!?
Nicky: Yes I care! And he is not going to die! (Flames come in Nicky's eyes then a loud explosion is heard. Todd walks out of a smoky hallway.)
Todd: I'm freaked out. My television just blew up.
Nicky: You're damn right it did!! I mean, really?

[peeper takes out a cell phone and dials. The son answers.]
Scottie: Hello?
Peeper: Hello, Scottie. Say, why don't be a good little boy and go downstairs and let your mother get comfy, alright?
Scottie: Who is this?
Peeper: This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of mommy. Hahahaha.
Mother: Oh my God, Scottie. Is that a man up our tree?
Peeper: No, no! Tell it's just a bird! It's just a big bird!

That's not me! That's that ****roach Tony Montana!

Get In The Flask!

[after Nicky attacks the Blind deacon for insulting him and Valerie]
Valerie: Did you do that?
Nicky: No one calls my girl an evil slut.

Release the good. Release the awesome!

Popeye's Chicken is ****ing awesome!

Release the evil!

I've never been to Earth, dad. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house.

Be unafraid. Be very unafraid.