Little Nicky quotes

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View Quote Popeye's employee: May I help you?
Nicky: Get in the flask!
Popeye's employee: What are you talking about, man?
Nicky: ...I'm talking about an..eight piece meal. Let's go.

View Quote Todd: You know, I was in love once but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
John: Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
Todd: No.
Beefy: Busted!

View Quote Todd: Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
John: Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.

View Quote Satan: But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to be...me.
Cassius and Adrian: What!?
Nicky: Hallelujah.
(they stare at Nicky) I mean...that sucks!

View Quote Satan: That's right. You heard me, Holly.
Holly: What?
Satan: I'm still in love with you.

View Quote Valerie: My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky: My dad's in hell and he's falling apart.

View Quote [Nicky and Beefy are watching "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee"]
Regis: So I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Audience member: What's happened to you, Regis?!

View Quote Be unafraid. Be very unafraid.

View Quote Get In The Flask!

View Quote [after Nicky attacks the Blind deacon for insulting him and Valerie]
Valerie: Did you do that?
Nicky: No one calls my girl an evil slut.

View Quote Release the evil!

View Quote Release the good. Release the awesome!

View Quote I'm wasted!

View Quote Popeye's Chicken is ****ing awesome!

View Quote That's not me! That's that ****roach Tony Montana!