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Little Nicky

Little Nicky quotes

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View Quote Todd: Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit?
Nicky: No.
Todd: It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from? The South?
Nicky: Yes. The deep South. Hahahaha!
Todd: Why is that funny?
Nicky: I don't know.
View Quote Todd: Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
John: Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.
View Quote Todd: You know, I was in love once but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
John: Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
Todd: No.
Beefy: Busted!
View Quote Satan: But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to be...me.
Cassius and Adrian: What!?
Nicky: Hallelujah.
(they stare at Nicky) I mean...that sucks!
View Quote Satan: That's right. You heard me, Holly.
Holly: What?
Satan: I'm still in love with you.
View Quote Valerie: My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky: My dad's in hell and he's falling apart.
View Quote [Nicky and Beefy are watching "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee"]
Regis: So I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Audience member: What's happened to you, Regis?!
View Quote Be unafraid. Be very unafraid.
View Quote Get In The Flask!
View Quote [after Nicky attacks the Blind deacon for insulting him and Valerie]
Valerie: Did you do that?
Nicky: No one calls my girl an evil slut.
View Quote Release the evil!
View Quote I'm wasted!
View Quote Release the good. Release the awesome!
View Quote Popeye's Chicken is ****ing awesome!
View Quote If your father was the devil, and your mother was an angel, you'd be messed up too.