Little Nicky quotes

37 total quotes

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View Quote If your father was the devil, and your mother was an angel, you'd be messed up too.

View Quote [After firing an arrow at Adrian through his penis] Now, that hurt the both of us.

View Quote I've never been to Earth, dad. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house.

View Quote He's Never Been To Earth, He's never even slept over another dudes house

View Quote [after being killed by a train, then a bus] From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving metal objects.

View Quote [while peeing on Todd's door mat titled "I Love Acting"] You love acting, I love pissing.

View Quote [before he makes a shot at a basketball game]
Nicky: (to basketball) Release the evil.
[the ball explodes]
Nicky: Okay, too much evil.