Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes (ID: 326)

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung


Tigress: [after Tigress lectures Po and he makes a weird facial expression] Oh, that's it! [about to punch him]
Mantis: Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls over with his back full of needles] ...And I may have also stopped his heart.


I sucked more than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane: Yeah, or at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.

Tai Lung: You're just a big... fat... panda! (Po grabs his finger)
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

Viper: Are you ready?
Po: I was born ready- (Viper proceeds to beat Po up)
Viper: I'm sorry, brother! I thought you said you were ready!
Po: That was awesome! Let's go again!

I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me. [Laughs] Now, I'm gonna use this. [Holds up the Dragon Scroll] You want it? Come get it.

There are no accidents.

Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was, and what will be.

[first lines]
Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

[as Po bounces down the palace steps] Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.

(Mantis is giving Po acupuncture) Po: I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel [Mantis strikes another needle] better...
Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

(After Shifu keeps stealing Po's dumplings at a picnic) Shifu (calmly): You are free to eat.
Po: AM I !?
Shifu: ARE YOU !? (Chopstick battle begins)

The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!