Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung

View Quote You KNEW I was destined to be the Dragon Warrior! You even told me it, too. But, when Oogway said otherwise...what did you do? What did you do?! Nothing!

View Quote Whatever I did...I did-to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! Tell me! Tell me!

View Quote Po: [Final Lines of the Movie, to Shifu, who is resting after his battle with Tai Lung]...Wanna get something to eat?
Shifu: [Sighs] Yeah.

View Quote (Mantis is giving Po acupuncture) Po: I thought you said acupuncture would make me feel [Mantis strikes another needle] better...
Mantis: Trust me, it will. It's just not easy finding the right nerve points under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

View Quote I sucked more than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!

View Quote I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.

View Quote I'm not just a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

View Quote So that is his name. Po. Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary.

View Quote One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

View Quote Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before its time.

View Quote Tai Lung: You're just a big... fat... panda! (Po grabs his finger)
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.

View Quote Tigress: [after Tigress lectures Po and he makes a weird facial expression] Oh, that's it! [about to punch him]
Mantis: Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls over with his back full of needles] ...And I may have also stopped his heart.

View Quote There are no accidents.

View Quote No. You just need to believe.

View Quote [as Po bounces down the palace steps] Tigress: If he's smart, he won't come back up those stairs.
Monkey: But he will.
Viper: He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis: He's not gonna quit bouncing, I can tell you that.