Kung Fu Panda quotes

81 total quotes

Master Tigress
Oogway
Po
Shifu
Tai Lung

View Quote Po (in awe): No! The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors; said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army! [pauses before whispering] Hello?
Shifu: Have you finished sight-seeing? [Po gasps]
Po:(Thinks the urn is talking to him) Sorry, I should've come to see you first.
Shifu: My patience has worn thin.
Po: Oh, well it's not like you were going anywhere.
Shifu: Would you please turn around?
Po: [Turns to the left a bit] Hey, how's it going?

View Quote Oogway: There are no accidents.
Shifu: [Sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.
Oogway: Well, that was no accident either.
Shifu: Thrice.

View Quote (Upon seeing Po) He's a panda! You're a Panda! What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me? (Reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

View Quote (When Shifu says it wasn't his fault Tai Lung wasn't chosen) Not your fault?! Who filled my head with dreams?! Who drove me to train until my bones cracked?! Who denied me my DESTINY?!?

View Quote (Performing Wuxi Finger Hold) You know what's the hardest part of this? The hardest part, is cleaning up afterwards.

View Quote (To Zeng) I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior...is coming home.

View Quote (During Po's dream sequence)
Wolf Bandit: He's too awesome!
Female Bystander: And attractive!
Bar owner: How can we repay you?
Dream Po: There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

View Quote (To Po) When you focus on Kung Fu... when you concentrate... you stink.

View Quote [In Po's dream sequence] Gang Boss: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!

View Quote (smugly) Oh, you know this hold?

View Quote (Po is making dinner for The Furious Five) Po: So I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Fujian Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"
Crane: Really? So how'd you get out of there alive?
Po: I mean, I didn't, I didn't actually say that... but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind he woulda been like "What?" Order up.

View Quote Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

View Quote I don't want your apology! I want my scroll!

View Quote I sucked more than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!

View Quote Whatever I did...I did-to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, Shifu! Tell me! Tell me!