Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda quotes

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Master Tigress
Tai Lung

Shifu: Master, master! I have... it- it's very bad news!!
Oogway: Ah, Shifu. There is just news- there is no good or bad.
Shifu: Master, your vision- your vision was right! Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way! (pause)
Oogway: That is bad news. If you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.

It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months off nothing but the dew of a single ginkgo leaf, and the energy of the universe.

(When Shifu says it wasn't his fault Tai Lung wasn't chosen) Not your fault?! Who filled my head with dreams?! Who drove me to train until my bones cracked?! Who denied me my DESTINY?!?

[In Po's dream sequence] Gang Boss: I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist!

Oogway: There are no accidents.
Shifu: [Sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.
Oogway: Well, that was no accident either.
Shifu: Thrice.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that!
Po: Nope. I figured it out. (Po then flexes his pinky finger) Skadoosh!

He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!

(Upon seeing Po) He's a panda! You're a Panda! What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me? (Reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

Po: Sorry, Dad.
Mr. Ping: "Sorry" doesn't make the noodles, son.

(Po is making dinner for The Furious Five) Po: So I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Fujian Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"
Crane: Really? So how'd you get out of there alive?
Po: I mean, I didn't, I didn't actually say that... but I thought it... in... in my mind. If he could read my mind he woulda been like "What?" Order up.

Tai Lung (leaning on the bridge): Where's the Dragon Warrior?
Tigress: How do you know you're not looking at her? (Tai Lung laughs)
Tai Lung: You think I'm a fool? I know you're not the Dragon Warrior. None of you. (the Furious Five) I heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. That he's a warrior unlike anything the world has ever seen.
Monkey: Po?
Tai Lung: So that is his name. Po. Finally! A worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

Po: [Final Lines of the Movie, to Shifu, who is resting after his battle with Tai Lung]...Wanna get something to eat?
Shifu: [Sighs] Yeah.

One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.

I sucked more than anyone in the history of kung fu — in the history of China — in the history of sucking!